up fellow sports fans/idiots. Anyone out there think Nate Newton
wants a do over? Heehee. Man I suck to be Big Newt right now.
Just hope he doesnít drop the soap. What the hell was he thinking?
Damn Nate, 213 pounds wasnít enough? Maybe he was so stoned he
forgot he was going to trial. Some people are so stupid itís
unbelievable. I canít imagine one thing that would make it worth
risking more prison time for a bunch of weed. The only thing worse
than being Big Newt is being a member of the Taliban. I donít know
who is more fucked though. I guess Nate will learn his lesson the
"hard" way. Heeeehheee hahaha. Thatís what happens
to people who are stupid enough to get caught. You ever wonder how
much he ate before the cops found it? Maybe thatís why he weighs
400 pounds. Nate is definitely the most interesting character left
from the good ole days. Irvin, Aikman, and Emmitt are kinda boring
these days. Leon Lett is supposedly sober this year, but it
doesnít matter because he isnít a Cowboy anymore. They cut
Kareem Larimore, so whoís left to get into trouble? I guess Newt
will have to do. Is it just me or does it look like Nate and
Newey Scruggs are twins? Has anyone ever seen them together?
Never see them in the same place at the same time. Hmmmm
coincidence? I think not. Maybe Nate ate Newey? You
never know, it could happen. I am sure he will be eating a lot more
guys named Newey before long!!! Hahahaaha. Sucks to be him.
At least he can always say "I AM SOMEBODY'S BITCH!" Heís
got that going for him.
Maybe he thought he was supposed to impersonate the guys in the movie HALF
BAKED. Oh well, better him than me.
Uncle Mikey.. out